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bandoni · 11-10-2011, 10:59 AM

Use his phone number to track down where he lives. Once you track him down spend a couple of weeks learning his habits and routine. After you figure that out you will need to find a good way to get inside his resisdence I would look for a window that isn't locked. Pop it open or break it whichever you prefer, just keep in mind that noise is a factor here you want to catch him off guard. Once inside proced. Directly into his room where you will beat him within an inch of his life using a Lexington Steele black dildo for being so annoying. Leave the dildo as your calling card and reminder to never text you again.

LegendaryAffinity · 11-10-2011, 11:14 AM

It sounds like you have experience with that sort of thing.^

bandoni · 11-10-2011, 11:19 AM

Oh I conceal and carry sometimes its a glock sometimes its a lexinton steele dildo or as I like to call it "the defiler." That way I can look at a mugger in the eye and say " this is a lexington steele dildo one of the biggest ever made. Now you gotta ask yourself one question do you feel lucky? Well do ya? Punk!"

Homeboyx · 11-10-2011, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManOfBusiness

Bro, I normally text between the hours of '' " and " " texting outside of this range will require me stomping a mud hole in you're ass... TTYL bro

PS. You seem a bit clingy, DON'T

Simple as Pie. the kid will get the hint, He'll also learn a man's text etiquette if he's smart. I wouldn't lie to little dood, tell him the complete truth Which is he's becoming a minor annoyance but in a nice way. If he thinks you're an asshole after than well then at least you don't have to worry about him texting you anymore.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bandoni

Use his phone number to track down where he lives. Once you track him down spend a couple of weeks learning his habits and routine. After you figure that out you will need to find a good way to get inside his resisdence I would look for a window that isn't locked. Pop it open or break it whichever you prefer, just keep in mind that noise is a factor here you want to catch him off guard. Once inside proced. Directly into his room where you will beat him within an inch of his life using a Lexington Steele black dildo for being so annoying. Leave the dildo as your calling card and reminder to never text you again.

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l4zy415 · 11-10-2011, 11:23 AM

Ah yes, the ole' beating with a dildo trick, very clever Mark, very clever

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Gearhead · 11-10-2011, 11:33 AM

Bahahahahaha Mark for the win! Bandoni for president!

Homeboyx · 11-10-2011, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyinJalapenos

Bahahahahaha Mark for the win! Bandoni for president!

Lexington Steele black dildo for VP!

Bigboy · 11-10-2011, 11:42 AM

Wow, that dildo shit was hilarious!!!!

legend93g2 · 11-10-2011, 11:47 AM

Simply just say your busy and dont have time to talk. My best guess really of being polite and solving your issue.

Gascan · 11-10-2011, 11:48 AM

I believe this video is very relevant to the thread:

11-10-2011, 10:59 AM	#11
bandoni Hooray! I am useful! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: cooltown,AZ Posts: 1,605 '90 MAZDA MX-5	Use his phone number to track down where he lives. Once you track him down spend a couple of weeks learning his habits and routine. After you figure that out you will need to find a good way to get inside his resisdence I would look for a window that isn't locked. Pop it open or break it whichever you prefer, just keep in mind that noise is a factor here you want to catch him off guard. Once inside proced. Directly into his room where you will beat him within an inch of his life using a Lexington Steele black dildo for being so annoying. Leave the dildo as your calling card and reminder to never text you again. __________________ Posted from 1885 where I am trapped in the old West and working happily as a blacksmith. Hand delivered by Western Union. Turbo Miata Build

11-10-2011, 11:19 AM	#13
bandoni Hooray! I am useful! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: cooltown,AZ Posts: 1,605 '90 MAZDA MX-5	Oh I conceal and carry sometimes its a glock sometimes its a lexinton steele dildo or as I like to call it "the defiler." That way I can look at a mugger in the eye and say " this is a lexington steele dildo one of the biggest ever made. Now you gotta ask yourself one question do you feel lucky? Well do ya? Punk!" __________________ Posted from 1885 where I am trapped in the old West and working happily as a blacksmith. Hand delivered by Western Union. Turbo Miata Build

11-10-2011, 11:23 AM	#15
l4zy415 FRISCO LEGEND BABY!! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 10,178 '88 ACURA Legend Sedan Base Model Real Name: James	Ah yes, the ole' beating with a dildo trick, very clever Mark, very clever . __________________ My Build Thread Oh my gawd That jar better blow me twice and cook breakfast for $1000.

11-10-2011, 11:42 AM	#18
Bigboy Acuraholiks Member! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 3,981 '94 ACURA Legend Sedan LS	Wow, that dildo shit was hilarious!!!! __________________

11-10-2011, 11:47 AM	#19
legend93g2 Improving WHP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Broward, Florida Posts: 2,980 '93 ACURA Legend Coupe LS	Simply just say your busy and dont have time to talk. My best guess really of being polite and solving your issue. __________________ [/CENTER]DYNOJET: 218.83WHP 195.28Torque http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwfR-Pl4M50 MOD List: http://forums.acuralegend.org/garage...vehicle&id=371

11-10-2011, 11:14 AM	#12
LegendaryAffinity Northwest KA3 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,251 '88 ACURA Legend Coupe L	It sounds like you have experience with that sort of thing.^

11-10-2011, 11:48 AM	#20
Gascan Less doom less gloom Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Sunshine State, away from rain... Posts: 1,847 '93 ACURA Legend Coupe Real Name: Michael K.	I believe this video is very relevant to the thread: __________________ The Rebuild Thread DIY: MDX Shifter DIY: CCFL License Plate Light

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